Investment tips for the coming year.
Subject: Investment Tips for 2008 Investment tips for 2008 Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang

The best investment by far..........by far........are railroads.......trust me, go look at the major railroads in the past 5-10 years........their stocks have skyrocketed in that period of time

my bad, i thought this was a serious thread LMAO i didnt actually read the post

I love you Sysop.

on a side note... are hedgehogs born with their bristles? ow

They are soft when they're born and harden thereafter, my wife was obsessed with them for a while but turns out they smell.....bad.